We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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