U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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