Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
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Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
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There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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