I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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