i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize
