I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
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she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
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Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
True strength comes from lack of pants
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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