Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
3pm strippers are depressing
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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