I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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