David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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