It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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