Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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