awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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