I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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well most of my day revolves around power hour
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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