So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Dude, I woke up in the middle of the night and your room mate was just standing there at the foot of the bed, watching us sleep.. you don't remember me shaking the shit out of you to tell you this?!
This could explain the reason why I've been finding his clothing and keys scattered in random parts of my room..
AND THIS DOESN'T WORRY YOU?!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
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That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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