what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
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after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
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I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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