Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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