my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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