Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
All I want is dick and wine.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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