i think my mom watched the whole time
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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