Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
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Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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