Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
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she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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