If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
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