Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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