So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
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And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
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I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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