So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Randomize
