NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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