Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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