You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
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I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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