Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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