No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
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I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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