That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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