He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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