thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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