She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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