Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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