the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
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Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
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