I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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