So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
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I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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