She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Blood and glitter go together right?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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