is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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