and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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