what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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