ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
We were destined to go to rehab together
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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