There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
