a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
He kissed a someone with a penis
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday