Its about making memories worth repressing
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
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It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.