would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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