I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I want her autograph on my taint
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Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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