Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I need moral support for this bender
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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