Sponge bath it is.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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