he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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