I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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