Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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