her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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