Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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