wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
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I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
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I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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