How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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