you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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